Top Ten Reasons Jay Leno Seems to be More Popular Than David Letterman...
- His huge ego outweighs Letterman's high intellect.
- His huge chin hypnotizes audiences.
- Too much confusion about their sidekicks: Paul Shaffer (bald, white guy); Kevin Eubanks (bald, black guy).
- Jay Leno did not have his finger stitched up on national television.
- The rating pollsters all have big chins.
- Jay Leno is easier to spell than David Letterman.
- The Tonight Show often confused with its superior, The Late Show.
- Viewers appreciate that Jay had to purchase a zip code for his chin.
- Viewers get pissed off when Letterman orders them to wake up their kids for "Will it float?"
- Viewers can't seem to appreciate that Dave has a normal chin.
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