Top Ten Reasons Jay Leno Seems to be More Popular Than David Letterman...

1. His huge ego outweighs Letterman's high intellect.
2. His huge chin hypnotizes audiences.
3. Too much confusion about their sidekicks: Paul Shaffer (bald, white guy); Kevin Eubanks (bald, black guy).
4. Jay Leno did not have his finger stitched up on national television.
5. The rating pollsters all have big chins.
6. Jay Leno is easier to spell than David Letterman.
7. The Tonight Show often confused with its superior, The Late Show.
8. Viewers appreciate that Jay had to purchase a zip code for his chin.
9. Viewers get pissed off when Letterman orders them to wake up their kids for "Will it float?"
10. Viewers can't seem to appreciate that Dave has a normal chin.