Top Ten Most Popular Doctors in the USA

1. Dr. Phil
2. Dr. Kevorkian
3. Dr. Dre
4. Dr. Atkins
5. Dr. Pepper
6. Diet Dr. Pepper (better than the original)
7. Dr. Moreau
8. Dr. Doogie Howser MD
9. Dr. Jekyll (and alter ego, Mr. Hyde)
10. Doctor MC
    
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Top Ten Reasons Jay Leno Seems to be More Popular Than David Letterman...

1. His huge ego outweighs Letterman's high intellect.
2. His huge chin hypnotizes audiences.
3. Too much confusion about their sidekicks: Paul Shaffer (bald, white guy); Kevin Eubanks (bald, black guy).
4. Jay Leno did not have his finger stitched up on national television.
5. The rating pollsters all have big chins.
6. Jay Leno is easier to spell than David Letterman.
7. The Tonight Show often confused with its superior, The Late Show.
8. Viewers appreciate that Jay had to purchase a zip code for his chin.
9. Viewers get pissed off when Letterman orders them to wake up their kids for "Will it float?"
10. Viewers can't seem to appreciate that Dave has a normal chin.

Top Ten Rejected Reality TV Shows of 2004

1. American Political Idol
2. Survivor 7: Alcatraz
3. The Simpsons in Southpark
4. Gilmore Boys
5. Woody Allen's Big Time
6. According to Bush
7. Extreme Makeover: Millenium Edition
8. CSI: Afganistan
9. Last Comic Breathing
10. Super-Ultra-Mega Millionaire
    
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