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Thursday, December 02, 2004

Top Ten Simpsons TV Show Cameos That Never Came To Be...

  1. Oprah Winfrey (when illustrated, looked like female Homer)
  2. Donald Trump (comb-over looked like profanity when illustrated)
  3. Paris Hilton (too skinny to be visible as cartoon)
  4. Jessica Simpson (last name made things way too confusing for her)
  5. Renee Zellwegger (crooked smile too hard to illustrate)
  6. Keanu Reeves (refused to participate in cartoon Matrix parody)
  7. Britney Spears (kept getting married every 24 hours)
  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt (wouldn't agree to do censored cartoon nude scene)
  9. Jennifer Garner (looked too hot for TV as cartoon character)
  10. Gillian Anderson (refused to voice mock X-Files investigation on Homer)