Top Ten Stupidest Things I've Ever Said...

1. You can reach me on my cellphone by calling www.moktoman.net.
2. Don't blame me! It was my fault!
3. "Jalapeno" should be pronounced "Juh-lap-peen-oh" in the USA.
4. Yo Quiero Britney Spears!
5. Why does everyone want to boycott France?
6. Why are they letting that kid into a G-Rated movie?!
7. There are plenty more seas in the fishes.
8. Idiot! (in Napoleon Dynamite fashion)
9. What did those kittens ever do to you?
10. I'm a Buccaneers fan!