Top Ten Thoughts about Harry Potter...

1. (When I first heard about it): "So what's the big deal about some hairy ceramics artist?"
2. "Harry's flying on a broomstick... so he's a witch, right?"
3. "Who is J.K. Rowling?"
4. "Oh yeah, well, Harricus Stupidicum!"
5. "There was a book?"
6. "What's a Hogwarts?"
7. "I'll stick with Star Wars."
8. "More than one book? Really?"
9. "Why are all the kids waving sticks around?"
10. "I had to use the bathroom fifteen times during the premiere - on purpose."