Top Ten Funniest IM Phrases I've Heard in Awhile!

1) Nopers.
2) Yeppers!
3) Looksie!
4) WTF is WTF?
5) you double posted
6) You were looking for me? (followed by) I was?
7) kk
8,9,&10) 1- kicking and cussing out the mac (at) least made me feel better
2- just remember its not the mac's fault it is so windows-user unfriendly
1- but (I) was dissappointed it didn't fight back

Enjoy!

Top Ten Thoughts about Harry Potter...

1. (When I first heard about it): "So what's the big deal about some hairy ceramics artist?"
2. "Harry's flying on a broomstick... so he's a witch, right?"
3. "Who is J.K. Rowling?"
4. "Oh yeah, well, Harricus Stupidicum!"
5. "There was a book?"
6. "What's a Hogwarts?"
7. "I'll stick with Star Wars."
8. "More than one book? Really?"
9. "Why are all the kids waving sticks around?"
10. "I had to use the bathroom fifteen times during the premiere - on purpose."

Top Ten Stupidest Things I've Ever Said...

1. You can reach me on my cellphone by calling www.moktoman.net.
2. Don't blame me! It was my fault!
3. "Jalapeno" should be pronounced "Juh-lap-peen-oh" in the USA.
4. Yo Quiero Britney Spears!
5. Why does everyone want to boycott France?
6. Why are they letting that kid into a G-Rated movie?!
7. There are plenty more seas in the fishes.
8. Idiot! (in Napoleon Dynamite fashion)
9. What did those kittens ever do to you?
10. I'm a Buccaneers fan!